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All I know about sailing can be summed up thus:

"THE WIND BLOWS, THE BOAT GOES."^©

My dad taught me that.

So why do I have a whole separate sailing page? Well, see, my dad has a sailboat - actually, he lives on his sailboat, and he has a website that chronicles his sailing adventures. So if you're interested in sailing, hanging out in Florida, cruising in the Bahamas or the Virgin Islands, you should

CHECK IT OUT.

One caveat: My dad is (chronologically) an adult, as is his website. In other words, there may be boobs.