Book Reviews

I love reading. It's one of my favorite activities. Three years ago I started writing little blurbs about the books I read, and posting 'reviews'. One of these days I'm going to go back and at least do a quick 'blurb review' of the stuff I read before, and one of these days I'm going to put them on BN.com, but those will take some time. For now, I have the last three year's here, listed alphabetically by author's last name.

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Adams, Douglas

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
One of the finest books ever written! It’s funny, and edgy, and thoroughly enjoyable. I recommend it to everyone, though some people do not seem to enjoy the slightly dryer English humour. This is a re-read for me, as it does start off my very favorite five-book trilogy. And contains my all-time favorite quote: “Ford, you’re turning into a penguin – stop it!” Basically, the book begins with the destruction of the planet Earth and ends at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, with a lot of great adventure (and insight) in between. You really should read it, you’ll be glad you did. And if you don’t like it, well, you’re just a mutant…

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency
Okay, it’s a really weird book. That I will admit. But it’s also very funny and clever – especially the way everything does tie in together at the end (hence the “holistic” part). As always, Douglas Adam’s characters are witty, engaging, and just a bit off-center. A great read, as long as you are not unwilling to suspend some conventional beliefs… Though it never fully explains the mystery of the couch stuck in the stairwell…

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
The further adventures of Dirk Gently continue – this time it’s even weirder, but this book gives us more of a look into how Dirk’s mind works – which is rather dizzying, and a bit like the opening of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy where Arthur is plodding through the house and keeps thinking “yellow” and “bulldozer” in snippets before it dawns on him – but I won’t ruin it for those of you who haven’t read that book yet (though you should). The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul is not, in my opinion, as good as the first, but it did make me laugh out loud and you really have to appreciate how all those seemingly inconsequential things really did tie in very nicely at the end. And we find out what humans are doing with the 9/10 of their brain they say we don’t really use…

Alexander, Bruce

Blind Justice
I was surprised at how much I enjoyed this book - not because the person who recommended it to me (like I might be wary of future recommendations from some people) but just because the plot, as summarized on the back, was just 'eh' to me. I didn't think I would become as wrapped up in the characters as I did. Indeed, the idea of them initially left me feeling flat, but the way they were written was very compelling. And I must admit the narrator character is excellent, if a bit over-done at times (mock humility and over reassurance now and then). They mystery was good and tidy, if not surprising in the end (I had guessed the ending quite from the start, actually, and the fact that I still enjoyed the book despite that is a testament to the writing - besides, there's more to enjoy than just the main storyline).

Albert, Susan Wittig

Thyme of Death
This one was a book club selection, and it was enjoyable, with plenty of twists and turns (though not all of them unexpected). The main character was likable enough, for an ex-lawyer. The one mystery I became absorbed with was not intended to be the focal point of the story. But I became obsessed with finding when the book was set. It was written in a very unspecific, late 20 th century setting. But towards the end, they make reference to a football game, and a score. A somewhat plausible one, even, if you start with the given time of 11:45, add in the ‘five minutes later‘s and some extra time for the action, and arrive at ‘middle of the first quarter.’ Teams (Packers and Cowboys) and a score (21-3, GB) are even given, though it is not mentioned if it is a home or away game. The copyright date of the book is 1992, so I set about looking for a plausible year (I researched back into the 70’s, anything further than that would not have fit because of the technology, etc). Green Bay and Dallas played each other twice in 1989 (Oct and Dec) and once in 1991 (Oct). Given that it was mentioned that the last days of summer were fading, and there was no mention of an impending Christmas holiday, I ruled the December game out. 1991 is out, because the final score was 20-17, Dallas, and in this game GB had already scored 21. In 1989 the game ended 13-31, GB, and that is a possible outcome of the given score. So I determined, given the facts, that this fiction story set in a fictional town took place the week of October 8, 1989.

Andrews, Mary Kay

Hissy Fit
I started out listening to this on CD, and the southern accent of the reader really pulled you into the story. It was a very cultured, soft southern accent, very pleasant to listen to. And then the CD started to skip, and skip, and skip, and skip – so I checked the book out instead, figuring it’s be safer than trying another audio version. If the print started to skip, I had bigger problems than not being able to finish the story.

So I got the book and finished the story, which was a little more than a typical modern-day romance. There was a mystery twist that kept me far more interested than the main characters dancing around their love interest. In fact, the male lead was a bit unbelievable in his infatuation with another character (who he was courting while ignoring the other main character who was, of course, his true love!) and that was a bit off-putting. But the mystery of the missing mother – even though you could see the ending coming a mile away – was well-done enough to keep me reading.

Andrews, Russell

Gideon
Okay, I don’t like politics in my books (yes, head in the sand – books are for my entertainment, they shouldn’t make me THINK!) and this one was… odd. For a very long time the author went out of his way to not make actually party affiliations (though the implications were obvious) but did, in the end. It was like he was trying so hard not to, and at the end had to give in and started throwing them around left and right. Went from nary a word to overboard in three pages! The story itself was trite - I think most people could see where it was going - and the characters were shallow. Definitely a case of trying too hard to make something unique and unusual, and ending up with something bland and uninspiring. Probably wouldn’t waste my time on it.

Asimov, Isaac

Murder at the ABA
This is an old book I picked up on a whim at Half-Price books – and it was well worth the $0.88! It was interestingly written, with Isaac Asimov not being the narrator – and introducing himself as a character! There are footnotes that will crack you up (the banter between Isaac and the “person” that is the narrator in the book is wonderful) and, best of all, a really great, twisted whodunit. The ending came together beautifully and unexpectedly, all written by a great (fantastic? J ) writer! I would highly recommend it, as well as his “Black Widower” short stories – if you can find them.

More Stories of the Black Widowers
Ah, another book of my favorite short mysteries! I found this one at Half-Price books and now my collection totals 3. These are definitely worth your time – if you can find them. They are short stories, each very independent of the others, so you can read as much or as little as you like. They are in the same vein as the “5 Minute Mystery” story, only much better written – it is Asimov, after all! And even though it is an exclusive male club, I still enjoy the characters. And this particular collection lets us know more about Henry, the butler, than ever before….

Return of the Black Widowers
This was one of my favorite series when I was younger, as I have a thing for short mysteries. The last of the Black Widowers books, this one was a good as any I’ve read. A must-have for any true Asimov or mystery fan.

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Barnes, Linda

Coyote
I like the main character, Carlotta, and the story was one of those intricately woven ones – where all the little pieces eventually come together. If I say too much more I’ll ruin the ending, which even came as a little bit of a surprise to me. Definitely a good read, especially if you like a little more action and suspense, but don’t want all-out procedurals or gore. A step above a cozy, but still with a nice feel. This is the second book by Linda Barnes that I’ve read, and I think I might look into reading a few more. Definitely worth your time.

The Snake Tattoo
I wasn’t so sure about Carlotta when I read the first book, but she’s really starting to grow on me. I’m not reading them in any particular order - which might be helpful, but isn’t really necessary because the focus of the book is really the mystery, not the side bits of fluff (though in this book, the side bits were really good). Barnes creates great characters, good plot lines and a nice pace – pretty much all you can ask for in a mystery. I would recommend her Carlotta Carlisle series to anyone who likes a laid back, good ole armchair mystery.

Barry, Dave

Big Trouble
I listened to this book on tape, so I’m sure there were bits I missed. But it was a bizarre, twisted ride through Florida that intertwined the lives of some very unlikely characters and kept me interested until the end. Let’s just say an embezzler, a few teenagers, some cops, some hit men, a loner, and a few average people get wrapped up in a seemingly harmless kid’s game, an assassination plot, and an arms deal gone awry. If that doesn’t peak your interest, I don’t know what will!

Tricky Business by Dave Barry
In the beginning it was a little difficult to keep the myriad storylines straight, but they all came together in a fabulous, funny, action-packed (if a bit raunchy) storyline that kept you on the edge of your seat. Barry created characters you love, hate, and love to hate. Not for the very young or the uptight, this book had me laughing and wondering the whole time.

Money Secrets, like: why is there a giant eyeball on the dollar?
It made me smile, listening to this as I cleaned and demolished my garage, and for that alone it’s worth it. If you like his newspaper columns you’ll like this book, because that’s the style it’s written in. Light and fluffy: if you’re looking for a bit of mindless humor this’ll hit the spot.

Dave Barry is not taking this sitting down
This is another compilation of columns, somewhat more disjointed than the money one I listened to last. It's great for listening to in a car, because there's really nothing - no plot - to keep track of, and you can just listen now and then. It's quirky and funny, that's about it. If you like the columns, obviously, this is something to listen to.

Baty, Chris

No Plot? No Problem!
Having undertaken NaNo, I thought perusing the unofficial handbook would be a good thing. Plus, I really didn't have a plot. The book is full of little stories, tips, etc, but like most "self-help" books, it doesn't really tell you anything you don't already know. It's pretty well-written and humorous, though, so if you just want a book you can pick up and read a little for some cheerleading and fell-good "I can do this" vibes, it's worth it. But don't expect it to really help you overcome any serious writing issues.

Bear, Gregory

Life: The Odds
A great statistics book this is not. A fun read, it is. It did make me giggle out loud a few times, and does instill a slight bit of statistical information, but mostly it’s just fun and silliness. And that can be a good thing sometimes. Don’t read it if you’re expecting hard-core math or great statistical studies, do read it if you want to take a lighter look at the various things that may or may not happen to you.

Beaton, M.C.

“Death of a…” Series
This series features Hammish Macbeth as a highland village booby, content with his station and fighting promotion despite his stunning detective abilities. He’s a likable character, though through the descriptions of him with his flaming red hair and mode of dress I find it hard to picture him as the good-looking man he is supposed to be. But he’s a likable character, and the picturesque “frozen in time” village really comes to life. In fact, when modern conveniences are mentioned, they almost see out of place. I would love to get the rest of the series to fill in the gaps that I’m missing. The ones I did read are: Death of a Snob, Death of a Charming Man, Death of a Gossip, Death of a Scriptwriter, Death of a Dentist, Death of a Cad, Death of a Celebrity, and A Highland Christmas.

Death of a Glutton
Another book in the Hammish series that I managed to procure at Half-Price Books (I'm collecting them slowly but surely!) I had a bit of a hard time "setting" this one in time. Hammish and Pricilla have a long, on again, off again romance and it's sometimes hard to see right off where the book lands in that romantic roller coaster. But aside from that (and of no consequence if you are reading them in order!) it was a great mystery for the "read and solve" crowd - a lot of bits to keep you guessing "whodunit!"

Agatha Raisin Series
I only picked up one of these, Agatha Raisin and the Love from Hell. I disliked the main character, Agatha, almost immediately. This typically ruins the book, and it did in this case. The story was okay, nothing amazing, but Agatha’s (in my opinion) obnoxious personality kept cropping up and ruining any redeeming value the book might have had.

The Skeleton in the Closet
Not part of a series, this was a stand alone book that had some truly unbelievable (but not unlikable) characters that kept me interested enough to finish the book. It was not a solvable mystery (you’re not provided with enough of the details to really make the connections) but it was not so implausible you threw down the book in disgust.

Death of a Village
Once again it’s Hammish to the rescue. Though his situation is a little unbelievable (what with him dodging promotions in so many creative ways!), he’s an entertaining character. And his observations, as always, are on the mark. Though there is some very sad aspects to the story (I don’t want to spoil it for you) I still enjoyed the book a great deal and hope to round out my collection of Hammish books in the future!

Death of a Bore
Another day, another Hamish Macbeth Mystery... I have not read these in chronological order, so on occasion I get a little confused as to the current state of his love-life. But other than that, these mysteries stand on their own, and you can pick and choose which books in the series you want to read. This one was a bit slow in the beginning, but picked up in the middle. The end left me a bit... wanting, I think, as it was all wrapped up quickly and neatly, but then the book continued on at some length, giving you more “Hamish” story than I’ve seen in the others. And while this was interesting, giving you more character development, it really changed the tone of the story, and made the end drag a bit. Overall, I’d still recommend this series as a whole, though it probably is much better read in chronological order.

Death of an Addict
Call me a Hammish-aholic, if you will, but I really like these books. The characters are good, the plots compelling, and I really find myself getting into them. I would, as usual, recommend this one to any mystery buff!

Death of a Perfect Wife
I was worried at the beginning of this book that I was going to like the person who I knew was going to die, but in the space of a paragraph I began to loathe her. So all was well when she was murdered... And the story was good; it had enough twists to keep it entertaining, but few enough to keep it from being obnoxiously overdone. I would recommend the book, along with the rest of the series. They’re fairly short, entertaining and engrossing – but definitely for the ‘cozy’ lover!

Death of a Traveling Man
This was probably my least favorite of the series thus far. It was a little too pat, a little too contrived, and I really didn't like the overall feel of the characters. It seemed, well, a little out of character with the rest of the books. Though it does have some plot points that might be considered important to the continuity of the series (though I've been reading them out of order and gleaning the necessary information) I'd say this is one to skip. Unless you're a quick reader and have a few hours to kill. That's about all I think it's worth, especially compared to the others in the series.

Death of a Prankster
Another day, another death from poor Hammish MacBeth. I don’t ever seem to get tired of these books, and I’m not really sure why. I guess, despite my not really understanding him, I like the main character. And the plots and storylines are well put together, the writing decent. The peripheral characters are well done, adding a lot of life to the story. I would recommend this series to any cozy mystery lover.

Death of a Dreamer
As good as Hammish gets – the latest book in the series is as good as the older ones. I enjoy reading these because it almost feels like it’s set back in time, but then there are the modern reminders like computers and cell phones. It’s a nice mix that works in the setting, and the mysteries are always good and solid. And cozy lover would enjoy this series, I think.

Benson, Jessica

The Accidental Duchess
I was in the mood for something fluffy and romantic, and yet, I didn’t get as engrossed in it as I thought I would. The storyline was pretty standard romance fare, and the writing decent. But there was something slightly off about it, apart from the obnoxious chapter titles (they reminded me of sitcom titles that are the formulaic ‘The one where…’). I didn’t really connect with the characters and the story was a little slow and convoluted. And I didn’t buy the ending at all. It’s really hit or miss with romance novels, and I’d give this one a miss.

Berendt, John

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
This was for my mystery book club, and all I want to know is: Where's the mystery? It's basically a very long, drawn-out character study of some admittedly interesting people in Savannah, but it is slow, has very little plot, and is pretty boring. I had to force myself to finish reading it, because it was for the book club. Not one I would recommend.

Berenson, Laurien

A Pedigree to Die For
I was so happy to find a dog book (there are cats everywhere, but few authors do good dog books) but was soon disappointed. First, they were Poodles, one of my least favorite dogs. Second, it was about dogs shows, one of my least favorite ‘sports’ (and I use that term very loosely here) – MUTTS RULE! Adopt your next dog from the pound! And lastly, it really wasn’t all that well written. I didn’t like the characters, the plot was skimpy and uninteresting, and I really wasn’t drawn into the book at all. I will continue my search for a good dog series, and will almost certainly not read more of these.

Black, Holly and DiTerlizzi, Tony

The Spiderwick Chronicles

Book 1: The Field Guide
First, I love the artwork. Especially the map. I have a thing for maps. Secondly, I think they do a very good job of giving you a sense of character in a very easy-to-read format. The book really pulls you in, and you feel very attached to the characters. It’s got ‘scary’ things in it, but it’s not really a scary book. Though I don't know kids that well, I doubt many would be that frightened by it.

Book 2: The Seeing Stone
The second book wasn’t quite as good as the first, but still very enjoyable. There’s still a lot of connection with the characters (though I do wonder a bit about the Mother’s reaction to some of the things going on) and the plot moves nicely.

Book 3: Lucinda’s Secret
The story picks up again here, with the visit to Great-Aunt Lucinda. I just wish there were more of her – and her interaction with the children – in the book. But they’re very short books (108 pages apiece) so not as much room for details as I might like. RE-written and fleshed out, I think this would make a great adult series!

Book 4: The Ironwood Tree
Again, I wish this book had been longer. There’s so much of the story left unsaid! I can’t stop reading (though, since I don’t have book 5 I’ll have to!) and just want more.

The Spiderwick Chronicles Book 5: Wrath of the Mulgarth
So the epic conclusion to the series was a bit abrupt, and like all the books, I think they plot could have handled a more detailed, longer story very easily. But these are books for fairly young children, and I realize the importance of keeping it fairly short. It also gives your imagination a lot of leeway as far as filling in the gaps, which I applaud. Children need to exercise their imagination. Overall the series tied together well, had good writing and some cool illustrations. What more can you ask for?

Black, Michelle

Second Glass of Absinthe (a book club selection)
While the book kept me reading (I did finish it in one sitting) I have to say most of it was fairly anticlimactic. It seemed like there were a lot of social issues raised, then glossed over. I'm not sure if it was the author's intent to make a point of them, or not. The crime almost seemed to take a backseat, and the way it was "solved..." The occult actually played a part, and I prefer my detective work based in solid science (hence the reason I don't watch CSI). I didn't particularly like most of the characters - it seemed they were a little too "odd" on purpose. Character quirks are one thing, but taken to the extreme they simply overwhelm the characters and are detrimental to the storyline. Over all, not a book I would recommend, though not the worst I've read, either.

Bova, Ben

Sam Gunn, Unlimited
I didn't think I would like this one, which is odd - I enjoy sci-fi/fantasy, but nothing about this book screamed "read me!" I only did because it was on my 'recommended list' - which I am determined to get through! If I haven't read your recommendation yet, I will get there. Anyway, while it didn't seem that interesting from the outside, once I started I did not want to put it down. He sets a great pace in this book, with the main character (and you, along side her) hunting for information. It's a style that very much draws you into the book and drags you along, and I loved it. You have to be a sci-fi fan to enjoy the plot, but I found the style very engaging.

Bradbury, Ray

Fahrenheit 451
This is a book everyone should read. It’s not a long book, or a complicated one, but the ideas expressed are worthy of great philosophical discussion. It seems an almost surreal world that these people live in, and yet it could so easily be something into which our world could turn. In this book the brainless wife is obsessed with her “parlour family” – a very television-like scenario. In this I see the preponderance of “reality shows” peppering the airwaves and entrancing viewers in mindless activity. Before you start screaming at me, there is nothing wrong with a little mindless activity – it’s a good diversion from the stresses of daily life (I, myself, cannot stand reality TV, but watch a lot of sporting events as my “mindless drivel”). But when that mindless drivel becomes your life, it’s time to step back and reassess how you are living. When people stand around all day chattering about the latest developments on a reality TV show but are unable to even relate one current event, conflict, or idea – then we have a problem. And so many people find “Survivor” more fascinating that the fact that our country is at war (regardless of what side you are on, you’d think you’d have an opinion!) that I think we are starting to have a problem. So today, take a moment, read a book, express a though, or have a meaningful discussion (about anything) and cherish your ability to do so.

Brown, Dan

The DaVinci Code
This was, to me, a mildly good action-adventure book that took the “suspense” a little too far. After awhile, the “on the edge” excitement got wearing and it would have been nice to have a breather. The mini mysteries were fun, but most of the religious symbolism was lost on me. I wouldn’t say it was anything grand or amazing, but I don’t feel cheated out of those hours of my life, either.

Deception Point
I was supposed to read this for my book club, but I got about 50 pages in and flipped to the end to get the gist of the story. It was very political, and I just don't like that in my mysteries. If I want political, I'll watch C-Span. When I read, I want to be entertained, not annoyed. I didn't waste my time with it.

Brown, Rita Mae and Sneaky Pie

Wish You Were Here
Fluff in its purest form, this is definitely a cozy read. And even though I did have it all figured out, it was still compelling enough for me to read because I liked the characters (though I admit my favorites were the animal characters). Nothing earth-shattering or deep, but cute. A good book to read when you really don’t want to have to think.

Braun, Lillian Jackson

“The Cat Who…” Series
These I picked up during a garage sale, otherwise I would not have picked up books about cats - being a proper dog-loving person. I read 5 of these books, 4 of which featured the same two amazing cats, Koko and Yum Yum ( The Cat Who Played Brahms, The Cat Who Sniffed Glue, The Cat Who Sang for the Birds, and The Cat who Lived High). The other book, The Cat Who Had 14 Tales, was a compilation of short stories. I found all of these books highly unbelievable, I don’t think cats are psychic, brilliant animals who want to help humankind. When a cat leads a blind person, finds a lost child, sniffs out drugs or bombs, or helps a disabled person lead an independent life, well, THEN you can talk about how great they are. Dogs rule and cats drool!

Buffa, D.W.

The Judgment
I’ve rarely finished a book that was this hard to get into, but as it was for the book club, I plowed through it. The writing was dry and the characters terribly unbelievable – but it did manage to spark some interesting conversation, mostly about how there’s a difference between looking smart and being smart. The main character is a criminal trial lawyer, and one of the reasons given for his win rate was the way he spoke to the jury. He didn’t talk down to them, nor did he try to overload them with twenty-five cent words. And it occurred to me that the smartest people I know are some of the most plain-spoken. People often hid behind big words, trying to make themselves look smarter. Sure, there are people who love language and just like to use big words – we all have our favorites – but there’s a strained quality to those who use language to try to impress. Just because someone says “I walked my dog” instead of “I ambulated with my canine” doesn’t make them any less intelligent.

There’s also a good deal on mental illness in this book, most of which is incredibly annoying and preachy. The storyline was slow and thin, and oh so very, very, very predictable. I swear, the next book that surprises me will get its name in big sparkly letters!

Busch, Frederick

Girls
This was a book for my mystery book club, and I got all of 50 pages into it – and I only really read the first 20. It was written in that overly formal (dare I say pretentious) style that may win you accolades from the literary community but leaves me completely disinterested. Two thumbs way down.

Byerrum, Ellen

Hostile Makeover
Somehow the ‘amateur’ sleuth bit was a tad overdone and that annoyed me. Sure, in any armchair detective mystery there is the whole ‘this person just happens to stumble into trouble pretty often’ factor, but the stress this novel put on it was grating. Plus, I thought the characters were a little flat and unlikable. It is highly doubtful I will be reading any more of these in the future.

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Cain, James

The Postman Always Rings Twice by James Cain -
This is exactly the reason I don't read "classics." I think I summed it up as 116 pages of WTF? It's a dated story, and while some books stand the test of time, and in this case it really shows. I didn't "buy" any of the storyline, the characters were undeveloped and shallow, the plot thin and full of holes, and the entire idea trite, tired, and badly executed. Well, except at the end, when he was... I would be very angry at the book club for making me read it except it did only take an hour. It's funny, I am a plot-driven person, and this book was nothing but plot (a marked lack of description kept it short, at least), however, I'm picky and would like a good plot. Bottom line: uck.

Calvino, Italo

If on a Winter’s Night a Traveler by Italo
This is a tough book to review. In part because I’m not sure how I feel about it. It’s one part interesting, one part dull, and one part vexing. Sadly, the first chapter was the absolute best, and the humor and fun found there is not carried throughout the rest of the book. It’s not that I mind the starting and stopping of numerous story snippets. The fact that those tales were not complete does not really bother me, though that may be because I only found one or two even remotely engaging, and several of them downright dull or just plain weird. Throughout the book you’re told about how these stories end at climactic moments, leaving you wanting more – but for the most part, I felt relief when those bits were over, because I felt they were but a brief interruption into the ‘main’ story. And I felt that the ‘main’ story was working towards something, until I got about 2/3 or the way through and it took a detour through Weirdsville from which it never returned. The ‘falsehoods’ and ‘lies’ bits and secret police upon secret police and the spy who might be her, but maybe not, but what does it matter... Oh, for god’s sake just tell a story! Get. To. The. Point. Oh, that’s right, there wasn’t one. -_- In the end, I have to say that the very last bit (about the only two ways a story could end, and ‘your’ abrupt decision) was cute, but certainly not the culmination I had hoped for. It never really tied itself up, or came to a coherent point. It just... ends.

If LJ had been around in Calvino’s time I would have said that this book was nothing more than a way he strung together a bunch of snippets written, perhaps, in response to writing group prompts that he was proud of, but didn’t really see how to develop. Then he gave all the bits titles that would work (that was, I admit, clever) and threw them into the middle of a story – a weird story – that waxed poetic about readers, writers, and counterfeiters.

Now, it wasn’t all bad. Very few books get that distinction, though I have read a few. The translator deserves a huge round of applause for making the text flow so very well. Unless, of course, the original story in Italian is about Zombie Armadillos that decimate the human species. Then I’d say he didn’t stay faithful in his translating (though I can’t say I might not have found Zombie Armadillos a touch more interesting). But the words were very... smooth and creamy; flowing very masterfully. And if that is what you like in a book, then by all means, this is a great book. If you love language more than the actual stories it tells, this is a book for you.

In reading this book, and reading about readers, I did realize a bit about myself. When I read (at least, when I read a good book), I am almost transported into the story. I like books I can really get into. While I’m reading, the text is flowing around me, creating a picture and a setting in my mind. In that sense, I’m not so much concentrating on the language as much as the meaning. My head transforms the words into my own little movie, and I become engrossed in it. So you can just tell me, “You’re in a meadow” and my mind creates a meadow. You do not need to go into beautiful flowing detail about all the flowers in the meadow. My mind puts them there, and I can ‘see’ them, when you say “meadow.” Move on to the point! This is a novel, a story, so tell it to me!

This is not to say I can’t appreciate beautiful prose. In a paragraph, a good turn of phrase, or something short and pretty, yes, I love it as much as the next person. But to create a novel of it... no, that doesn’t work for me. I need plot. If I don’t get plot, my mind wanders into a plot of my own and I lose interest in the book. Then I’m just daydreaming. :)

I think, sadly, I’ve wandered away from my own point here, but in my own great tradition I’ll likely not reread this before posting, so you get the full effect of my ramble. But, in one last attempt to summarize:

This book was not for me, but it was well written, in terms of the language used. The plot was sadly lacking, and because of the odd 2nd person POV used throughout a lot of the book, you don’t really get much of a sense of the characters. I would only recommend it to people who either 1) love language and the use of it more than the story or 2) think saying you read a book by Calvino would elevate you in literary status and make you look all smart-like. ;) I hesitate to say I’m sorry I read it, but I would never ever-ever read anything by him again, even though this is not supposed to be representative of his work...

Camp, Candice

No Other Love
I think I’m still a little burned out on the romance novels, but I wanted a light, fluffy read. And I definitely got it. Light, fluffy, predictable, shallow. Your typical mid-quality romance novel. Not the worst I’ve ever read, but nowhere near the best, either.

Campbell, Bruce

If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor
I love Bruce Campbell, and I wanted to love this book from the very beginning. But the first part of the book, I have to admit, was rocky. It was a bit choppy and disorganized, and at times a bit confusing. I actually had to... *gasp* ...re-read paragraphs now and then. But somewhere along the way it smoothed out beautifully and I was eagerly turning page after page, reading the exploits of a fledgling actor (I particularly enjoyed the bits about filming the Evil Dead series - I bought the movie to watch after I read the book - hear that, Bruce?! Another $0.17 for you!). If you have any illusions about a glamorous life as an actor, this book will dash them to pieces. Very entertaining, very informative, and very fun. I even plan to buy a copy of his second book, though it is unrelated. (Hear that, Bruce? A whole 'nother $0.28 coming your way!).

Card, Orson Scott

Enchantment
I don’t think I’ve ever worked so long and hard to get through a fiction book. It’s not that it was a bad storyline; in fact, towards the end it was really quite engrossing. But to start off with it was very convoluted and slow. There was a lot of mythology and history, which would have been interesting if you weren’t also trying to keep track of the plot at the same time. And it’s considered a juvenile book! After all was said and done it was worth it, though, because it was an interesting story. I just don’t know – if this is indicative of all of his work – that I want to slog my way through another one of his books.

Ender’s Game
Far, far better than Enchantment, I do have to say that this is pretty heavy for a juvenile book. The ideas and concepts presented about war are interesting, and the ending is really amazingly well done. The “speaker for the dead” concept is different from what we hold to now (no one ever seems to saw anything bad about the dead, short of them being Hitler) but I think far better. I’m not sure if the second book can live up to the first, though I will read it as I am very curious to see how Ender’s life progresses. Not for the faint of heart, but a thoroughly thought-provoking book.

Speaker for the Dead
Initially I liked this one better than Ender’s Game, but the ending… well, it kind of petered out. It was a slower paced book, with a lot smaller and less impressive climax. By the end I was getting that “okay, okay, get on with it!” feeling. The concept of a “speaker for the dead” is very interesting and compelling, but that was explained at the end of Ender’s Game and so it lessened the impact it might have had in this book had it been the first mention of it. I had time between the books to think it over and draw a lot of my own conclusions. I did, however, like the character of Jane quite a bit, despite her small role. I guess the AI personality was just very intriguing as a evolutionary concept. I’d still highly rate this book, but I’m back to thinking Ender’s Game was the better story.

Xenocide
When they say ‘trilogy,’ you think that the end of the third book is, well, the end (except in the case of the increasingly inaccurately named Hitchhiker’s Trilogy, but that’s okay because I love Douglas Adams). Not to mention taking forever to listen to because it was less of a narration and more of a ‘show,’ so when a character was afflicted with a condition that made him speak slowly, they narrated veeeerrrrrryyyyyy sssslllllooooowwwwlllllyyyy. That was… annoying, to say the least. The downside of audio books, I guess. But, on to the story! It was a bit of a stretch, really, even for sci-fi. I think the series has gone way downhill since Ender’s Game (or perhaps that book was so good it was impossible to follow?), though curiosity will lead me to read (or listen to) the next book. There were two storylines at war here, and though he smooshed them together, I never felt they really fit. More a set of convenient plot devices than good storylines. And every thing seemed a bit much – a bit over-the-top, overdone, overdramatic. Not the good, suspenseful ‘what happens next’ drama of the previous books, but more like ‘reality TV’ fake drama – with a sitcom ending (at least, so far).

Carl, Joanna

The Chocolate Bear Burglary
This is book two in a series I started a long while ago, and was slightly indifferent about at the time. There wasn’t anything about the first book that grabbed me and said I had to read more, but I didn’t recall it being abysmal, either. And I found myself liking the second book more, though I still can’t really identify with the main character. I like the idea of the story (the mystery flows well, good twists, etc) if not the actual telling of the story. The ending was quite expected, but it takes quite a bit to surprise me these days... It’s a nice, simple cozy, nothing fancy.

Colfer, Eoin

Artemis Fowl
Mixed reviews held me back from reading this book for quite some time, despite my recent foray into juvenile literature. I have to say I have mixed feelings as well, though not for a lot of the reasons I’ve read (okay, people who say a 12-year-old criminal mastermind is just ‘too farfetched’ of an idea… did you notice the fairies and dwarves and trolls and the centaur? Oh, a 12-year old genius is too much to handle, but all of the fantasy creatures… no problem? Fiction, people… it’s fiction. If I wanted ‘real world’ stuff I’d just leave the house!). Mostly I had a very hard time picturing a lot of the creatures (specifically the dirt-eating unhinged-jawed dwarf) and didn’t have a great handle on the setting/technology/magic being described. But the action was good, and I did like a lot of the characters. So it gets a pretty middle-of-the road review, though I will read more in the series.

Colgan, Jenny

Amanda's Wedding
I thought the storyline was very compelling, though not as humorous as some of the other books of this type I've recently read. And I can't say I really identified with any of the characters - they were very over the top, a bit over done, really. The little bit about the psychic at the end seemed overly contrived, and cheesy, but the ending was comfortably predictable. It's a nice, fluffy read, but I would put it fairly far down the list of recommended books.

Conant, Susan

Dead and Doggone by Susan Conant
It’s so hard to find good dog books, and I did have hopes for this series. But bamboo under my fingernails couldn’t make me read more. The author uses the pretext of a story (with a flimsy plot at that) to preach at her audience about animal issues. And while some of these issues have validity, a work of fiction is not the place for them. Completely turned my off her books. Not to mention the snobby pure-bred elitism common in books about dog shows, etc. No, gimme a good ole mutt any day. This book was all-around horrible. I think I only finished it so I’d be good and riled to write the review, otherwise I might have stopped half-way through. The only good thing I can say about this book is that at least it was short.

Angel’s Flight
This book took me a long time to get into, but once I did, it seemed to hum right along. The only problem I found was with the personal problems the main character was having. They seemed to be a bleed over from another book, perhaps? You weren’t really getting enough of the story for it to be part of this story, so it was annoying and distracting (I understand that the main character has to be somewhat distracted by personal problems, but for goodness sakes, EXPLAIN them well enough that we understand!). Also, at the end, there was a line that, to me, indicated that the story was not so “wrapped up” as the author would have you believe. I think there was more to it…. Not in a sequel sort of way, but in a “well, there could be more but we’re leaving it to your imagination” sort of way. If anyone wants to read it and let me know if they agree, they can borrow my copy (as a rule I don’t lend out books, I have “issues” with that, but it was a quarter at a garage sale, so I think I could part with it for a while!).

The Sherbrooke Twins
This is another example of a “family” of romance novels, one I got sucked into long ago. So, when I saw the latest book I just had to buy it. I enjoyed it, as far as a light, fluffy read goes – this one supposedly had a bit of a “mystery” to it, but it was pretty easy to figure out – especially if you know the cardinal rules of romance novels. All in all, a pleasant way to spend a Sunday afternoon!

The Maze
This book is the first in the Sherlock/Savich series, and though I've read others, this was my first insight into how they met. I was really interested in the mystery/crime portion, however, the romance and character interactions left me cringing. I know the characters are better than that, I've read other books where those same characters were alive and 'real' - but here they just seem hollow and hookie. And though I did cringe through the love scenes and stupid conversations, I was interested enough in the meat of the story to plough through it. And it was worth it. This book had me second-guessing my second guesses! I wish the author would go back, now that there have been several books in this series, and rework the characters a bit. Then it would be a very, very good novel. For now, I might say I'd recommend listening to an abridged version, to cut down on the detritus.

Death Match
This book really drew me in to begin with, but got a little stagnant towards the middle. The end was entirely predictable. It was an interesting plot, though predictable, and I’d say that if you read a lot, it’s probably worth it. But if you’re only going to read a handful of books this year, I wouldn’t recommend it. It was just okay.

The Ice Limit
Another book on tape, this was an abridged version. I know some was left out and some was missed, but I got the basic idea of the story. And the end (which incorporated the major plot point) was truly great. I think I would have been better off reading the actual book (this tape also contained some “sound effects,” which did not enhance the recording but detracted from it) and would recommend that anyone interested in the story read the book.

The Body in the Library
This was for the “new” mystery club I was trying out, and it was a rather interesting, if dry, story. I was interested in the basic storyline, but the characters were utterly flat and did very little to peak my interest. I seemed to recall I used to like Agatha Christie, but that was a long time ago, back when I was…younger. I would say her story are okay for a quick, light read, but if you really want depth and good character development, steer clear.

The Class Menagerie
Though I only have one of her books, it is subtitled “A Jane Jeffry Mystery” and I gather it is one of a series of books where an average, everyday person finds themselves continuously embroiled in the heart of murders, burglaries, and kidnappings…. Rather unbelievable as a series, but very nice for a single book. Also, for all of you Agatha Christie lovers, she sets all of the pertinent clues out for you to find – if you’re smart enough, you can solve the mystery right along with the main

Congo
Though this was not my favorite Crichton book (that honor may have to go to A Case of Need), it is a very good one. Suspenseful and thrilling, it’s the kind of book you can’t put down. It cannot be stressed enough to AVOID THE MOVIE.

Welcome to Temptation
It has a few “love scenes” that while appearing somewhat abridged, were somewhat embarrassing to listen too. I had long ago vowed to never listen to a romance novel on tape (again) but, well, I guess that’s buried with my vow to eat better, exercise more, and get into shape… Anyway, otherwise the book was a decently paced, neat whodunit with a dash of… while not “romance,” at least a relationship of sorts. But unless you can really overlook the omnipresent swearing and blatant sex (or if that’s what you look for in a book) I wouldn’t recommend it, as those things really take away from what could have been a not half-bad book.

Tough Cookie
Okay, I checked this one out because it had a picture of a “cutesy” chef (but with a scowl) cookie jar holding a gun on the cover. And, unlike choosing Nerd in Shining Armour by its title, this gamble wasn’t half bad. It was an enjoyable story with some decent characters, and every time you thought you really, really had it figured out there was a twist. It really kept you guessing – and listening!

Undead and Unwed
A vampire story with a comical twist! Plus the requisite smidgen of romance… The main character’s take on becoming a creature of the night was lighthearted, funny, and unique. The characters were completely unbelievable, but in a fun way, and the storyline kept me reading. There are portions that are a little raunchy, so parental guidance is suggested. I would say that if you’re looking for a fun, fluffy tale to read, this is a good book to choose. However, if you’re very into “real” vampire lore, I’d stay away from this book. It doesn’t have the hard, gritty feel of your typical “horror” vampire story.

The Royal Treatment
A good story in theory, I guess, but I just didn’t buy it. It was almost decent, but something was lacking. I didn’t ‘feel’ the characters – they seemed a bit cardboard and unbelievable. And there wasn’t much to distinguish it from the droves of “common girl becomes royalty” stories short of the attempt at a unique setting (which was just so-so). Her other series (Undead and Unwed) is far better. I don’t think I’d recommend this one to anyone.

Twelve Across
I picked this audio book up on a whim at the library, listened to half of the first tape and gave up. The writing was cliché and angsty, to the point it set my teeth on edge. I couldn’t even stand to listen to it. This is one for the “avoid at all costs” pile.

The Third Mile
The unflappable Inspector Morse strikes again! I honestly don’t know how to feel about this book. It was twisted and weird, unrealistic but compelling. I think I would have liked to get to know the characters a little better - maybe to get inside Morse’s head a little more. The reader was definitely left on the outside as he made his brilliant connections and deductions, and we were left wondering. And the strangest thing – there was an abstract of each chapter before the beginning of it. I stopped reading those, as they were a bit confusing. I have to say I wouldn’t mind reading more, if only to find out Morse’s first name…

DiTerlizzi, Tony and Black, Holly

The Spiderwick Chronicles

Book 1: The Field Guide
First, I love the artwork. Especially the map. I have a thing for maps. Secondly, I think they do a very good job of giving you a sense of character in a very easy-to-read format. The book really pulls you in, and you feel very attached to the characters. It’s got ‘scary’ things in it, but it’s not really a scary book. Though I don't know kids that well, I doubt many would be that frightened by it.

Book 2: The Seeing Stone
The second book wasn’t quite as good as the first, but still very enjoyable. There’s still a lot of connection with the characters (though I do wonder a bit about the Mother’s reaction to some of the things going on) and the plot moves nicely.

Book 3: Lucinda’s Secret
The story picks up again here, with the visit to Great-Aunt Lucinda. I just wish there were more of her – and her interaction with the children – in the book. But they’re very short books (108 pages apiece) so not as much room for details as I might like. RE-written and fleshed out, I think this would make a great adult series!

Book 4: The Ironwood Tree
Again, I wish this book had been longer. There’s so much of the story left unsaid! I can’t stop reading (though, since I don’t have book 5 I’ll have to!) and just want more.

The Spiderwick Chronicles Book 5: Wrath of the Mulgarth
So the epic conclusion to the series was a bit abrupt, and like all the books, I think they plot could have handled a more detailed, longer story very easily. But these are books for fairly young children, and I realize the importance of keeping it fairly short. It also gives your imagination a lot of leeway as far as filling in the gaps, which I applaud. Children need to exercise their imagination. Overall the series tied together well, had good writing and some cool illustrations. What more can you ask for?

Hound of the Baskervilles
This one was for B&N, and I was surprised by my reaction to the book. I expected to find it a little dry, but overall likeable. Instead, I found the story a little too far to the supernatural, and Sherlock Holmes turned out to be one of the most unlikable characters I’ve read in a long time! I really felt for Watson, who did not come across as the dumb, stumbling sidekick. I had a hard time slogging through the book, and it didn’t make me want to pick up any more Holmes anytime soon. I guess I expected a little more “Basil of Baker Street” from The Great Mouse Detective.

DuPrau, Jeanne

City of Ember
So the plot is a little tiny bit obvious – it’s fun to actually be able to figure something out, even if it is a kid’s book. The characters are great, the society created it whole and richly done, and the plot moves nicely. Kept me glued to the book and eager to read the second in the series. Fun for kids and adults!

The People of Sparkes
I adored the first book in the series, but this one got a wee bit on the preachy side. The 'war is bad' message was hammered just a little too hard, taking away from the other elements of the book. It almost felt slightly... propaganda-ish. As enthused as I was after the first book, I am equally un-enthused after this one.

Stephanie Plum Series
This was a series I couldn’t put down. Okay, after I read One for the Money there was a brief pause – then I got Two for the Dough, finished it, and immediately went out to get Three to Get Deadly – which the bookstore did not have. Oh, the agony! I ordered Three to Get Deadly, Four to Score, and High Five from Barnes and Noble.com. They arrived on a Friday, and Saturday we went to Borders and bought Hot Six, Seven Up, Hard Eight, and To the Nines. By Monday I was waiting for the next book in the series to come out in paperback… Basically, the story is about a woman in Jersey who, for lack of anything else to do, becomes a bounty hunter for her cousin’s bail bonds firm. Now, she’s not very good at it, and there are two love interests in her life who each try to keep her from getting killed, but somehow, (as it oft does in books) good triumphs over evil. The characters are very good and extremely likable, the storyline exciting and fast-paced, and the books keep you going from one to the other… Warning, they can be addictive…

Bachelor’s List
Who doesn’t love a good romance novel? Action, intrigue, mystery, love… a good romance novel has them all. And while the plots might be a bit thin (since when does the girl NOT end up with the boy?) they are lighthearted, enjoyable, and good always seems to triumph. Escapism it may be, but we all need some if it some times. This was not my favorite book by Jane Feather, but overall, it was not bad. Since it involved sisters, I’m looking forward to seeing what happens to the rest of the bunch….

Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder
Occasionally I will randomly pick a “book 1” of a series and give it a go, and this time it paid off. I really liked the main character, and appreciated the fact that she wasn’t perfect. It’s always nice to read about someone a little more “down to earth” and realistic, someone you could actually picture meeting. The plot was well-paced and interesting, and the first book got my interested enough to go out and buy further books in the series! And while I have not yet tried any of the recipes in the book, they do look like they would be delicious and fairly easy to make. The plot: Hannah owns and operates a bakery in Minnesota called, cutely enough, “The Cookie Jar.” One early morning the town’s favorite milk deliver man, Ron, is found shot in the alley behind her shop. “Unofficially” teamed with her brother-in-law and town policeman, Bill, Hannah sets out to find the killer – and uncovers a lot of other secrets in this sleepy town. Meanwhile, her socialite mother is bound and determined to get her wed as soon as possible – to the local dentist, the sweet and gentle (and boring, Hannah thinks) Norman. But Bill’s new handsome partner, Mike, catches Hannah’s eye… And as long as she can keep him from knowing she’s doing police work, that relationship has some merit…

Proof
A reasonably good mystery (read for the Barnes and Noble club) that was somewhat tempered by one annoying fact – the author had obviously never used plaster of paris before, or understood how it is to be used. This grated throughout what would have otherwise been a good book – a solid mystery with a bunch of different pieces that converge and fall into place quite nicely at the end. In the end, a small slip-up will probably cause me not to read any more of his books. It’s like the author of Deadly Doses: A Writer’s Guide to Poisons put it – if you’re going to poison someone, make sure you do you homework. This should hold true for any method of murder…. Also, he mentioned the Elephant Child and the Limpopo River, and in reading that text, I’m not at all sure it actually had the implications he meant!

“The … Tale” Series
I picked up two of these at the garage sale, The Novice’s Tale and The Reeve’s Tale, both Dame Frevisse mysteries. These are evidently spaced fairly far apart in the series, but it didn’t seem to matter that a great deal of time had elapsed in between them. I think most of them would stand on their own, which is nice for a person who doesn’t want to get sucked too far into a series. I liked The Novice’s Tale better, probably because the weapon of choice was poison instead of bludgeoning. And that’s just more cultured and civilized…

A Great Deliverance
This one was for the book club, or I probably wouldn’t have finished it. I didn’t like or understand any of the characters. Most of them were just too… much. Honestly, most people just don’t have that much personality! I’m not sure there was a single normal person in the lot. And Havers really got on my nerves. What started as indifference came to annoyance by tape #7. The grotesque descriptions of Roberta seemed unnecessary. And the most annoying character – the obnoxious tourist – was, of course, American. That sort of “ugly American” bashing may work in England, and for all I’m concerned, her books can stay there.

For the Sake of Elena
This book is part of a series featuring the police duo of Lynley and Havers teaming up to fight crime in England (hence the "s" in "immobilised"!). I read the first in the series for another book club, and this one appears to be quite a ways down the line. From some of the passages you can glean that a lot has happened in their personal lives, and I can't help but think I'm missing quite a bit by not having read the intervening books. That being said, if you discount that part of the book, it was a really good story. One of those that you can look back at bits (once you know the end) and go "ooooh! I see..." A very intricately woven story, full of red herrings and blind alleys.

However, that personal bit - the part about Lynley and Helen, in particular - was not at all good. Not only because I didn't get all of it because I'd missed books, but the actually interplay between the characters... it was just bad. I mean, the conversations between them seemed more suited to 18th century England that the present day. And that is one of the things that feels odd about the book - though it is placed in modern times, it somehow manages to feel very old and dated. And I don't know how, or why, it just seems that way.

Also, I don't at all understand the English school system, featured heavily in this book

I'm torn on recommending it. On one hand, it's a very well written book. Not only is the storyline incredibly compelling, it's very well written. But on the other hand... it's a very easy book to put down, and almost feels like a bit of a chore to read. And that's no fun. No fun at all.

Urban Legends
I picked this book up for research, and while it was fascinating (the tidbits of information scattered throughout were great) I found it a little convoluted and difficult to read. It was just that there was far too much stuff compressed into too little space. A lot of the stories seemed incomplete, and though you are warned that, unless otherwise noted, all of the stories were legends, it was hard to pick apart the pieces when the author seemed to be indicating that it was true…. By the end I was just skimming along madly in an attempt to finish the book. It had some good points, but over all I would not recommend it.

Lethal Measures
This was a good ole terrorist, beat-the-bomb sort of thriller, and it did a pretty good job. The characters were a little two-dimensional and not as likable as I usually enjoy (the good guys, not the bad guys). They actually reminded me of other characters, or maybe I’ve read some of his other work. It’s hard to remember…. It’s a good action, down to the wire, suspenseful book, but there’s nothing to keep you guessing (no mystery or really bizarre plot twists). I’d recommend it if there’s not much else, but wouldn’t go out of my way to read it.

The Unexpected Mrs. Pollifax
Listening to this tape, I was surprised by how much of it really had a timeless quality. The book was set back a ways (there's a way to find out exactly when, having to do with a character's age and the print date of a book, but I've forgotten...) and there were clues to the fact that it was not a contemporary novel - the political setting and the level of technology - but the characters really could have been plucked out of any time period. And this made it very enjoyable to listen to because I could picture Mrs. Pollifax and it really was easy to like her and root for her. Though I figured out where the microfilm went about, oh, two tapes into the six, there was enough story around the central mystery to keep me interested. I would definitely recommend it as a wonderful book to listen to (or read, I'm sure). I believe I will try a few of the other Mrs. Pollifax books...

Haunted
I would say this book is suffering an identity crisis! Is it a romance? A ghost story? An old-fashioned whodunit? Overall, the book was pretty easy to read, and while most of the characters were a bit two-dimensional, the overall storyline was good. If you are a true connoisseur of romance novels, however, this may not be the best book for you. The characters were overly stereotypical, the “friction” between the two main characters a bit overdone. As for the mystery side, it was interesting enough to keep my attention, and even is you do not believe in the supernatural (like me) you’d still be able to enjoy this book as a work of fiction. (As a teaser, I can tell you I figured out who the criminal was, but not the victim!)

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
I would never have picked up this book on my own, but it's on one of the book club lists, and as I'm shopping for a book club... It's written in an unusual style, ostensibly as an autistic 15 year old boy. The things the boy (Christopher) thinks are truly interesting - we all have those weird thoughts now and then (if the atoms in our bodies are constantly in motion, given an infinite universe and an infinite amount of time, someone is going to be unfortunate enough to have all of their atoms move outward simultaneously, therefore 'vaporizing' into nothing...) and it was neat to see an example of someone who had similar, strange, off-tangent thoughts. The story was easy to follow and interesting. The book was slightly depressing, though, because Christopher really didn't see the world the same way and it truly impeded his ability to function in society - despite the fact that he was a bright individual.

Death of the Party
This story was a twist on the whole “sealed room” mystery, with the confrontation taking place several years after the initial incident, but with the original players (plus the detectives, of course!). There were a few times when I thought plausiblilty was stretched a little to make a plot point (there would have been better ways of creating the same scenario, I think, especially the deal with the ‘missing’ tape player) but there where also a lot of details that were worked into the story that came back later as “AHA!” points. Overall I thought it was a pretty good story, even though the main detective characters were not my favorite – I think I liked the other characters (including the villain) in the story more!

A Holly Jolly Murder
This is a book that will make you rethink having kids! Okay, so they’re not all bad, and in the end it’s a kid that redeems this book. The main storyline is just a little to weird and twisted (coming from a Hitchhiker’s lover, that’s saying something) and tries to rely on shock value that just isn’t there. However, the little side story is, sadly, believable and well done, with Caron (the main character’s daughter and a victim of the “creative name spelling” trend of late) taking good initiative and doing some top-notch work. Forget her mom and the overly dramatic relationship she has with her boyfriend – more good, down-to-earth detective work on a realistic problem by Caron would be a reason to read on!

Hiaasen, Carl

Sick Puppy
This was a mystery book club mystery, and all I’d like to say is, “Where was the mystery?!?” It had some interesting characters, but perhaps because it was not what I was expecting, I got to the end of the book and thought, “and so what?” I also found the constant harping on mankind’s evils to the environment to be grating. I realize the world is an awful place, however, I read to escape the realm of reality – perhaps that is why sci-fi fantasy is truly my favorite genre. I would not recommend it, unless you are keenly interesting in some bizarre characters.

Skinny Dip
I didn't give the first book I read by him the greatest marks, because I was expecting a mystery (it was one of the books for a former book club). Even at the time I realized that my opinion was biased. And, listening to this one with no preconceived notions, it was pretty good. A little weird, definitely some bizarre characters, but a good, compelling storyline that keeps you going. I will probably read (or listen to) more of his books - I just won't expect a mystery!

Tourist Season
Still not mysteries (we read this for my mystery book club) but an interesting read. His characters are a little over-the-top, and quite unbelievable, but still very well defined. The story, while outrageous, was fun and fast-paced. Definitely kept you on your toes. It’s hard to say who I would recommend this book to, because I think you’d either like it or hate it. There’s an odd sense of humor in there, and while I don’t agree with a lot of the author’s views on all things political and environmental, he still manages to skirt the edge of preachy.

Basket Case
I’ve read two different Hiassen books for my mystery book club, and neither were mysteries. This one I just picked up on my own and lo and behold – it’s actually a mystery! In this book he doesn’t tell the story from the bad guy’s perspective, so the reader is in the dark about what is happening. It was great, and I really enjoyed listening to it. It kept me guessing, had lots of humor and twists, and would have been great except… well, the relationships. I find them a bit hard to swallow, especially with some of the age differences. Pair that with his typical neurotic, over-the-top personalities and it knocks the book down a notch. But it’s still an excellent novel and I would recommend it to mystery and fiction fans.

Stormy Weather
His books are excellent at brining together a diverse cast of characters and managing to tie everyone together in a crazy storyline. This is no exception, and I think it’s well worth the read. Crazy people in bizarre circumstances will keep you reading just to see ‘what happens next?!’

Dates, Mates, and Designer Divas
Got this one in a huge bagful at a garage sale, can’t say I knew it was a YA book. But, regardless, it was amusing in a youthful angst way. I’d say it’s a cross between the Shopoholic series by Sophie Kinsella and the Bridget Jones serries by Helen Fielding. Very light and amusing, with a slight undercurrent of meaning. My, it sounds like I’m describing a wine, doesn’t it? Seriously, it would be a good book for the 10-14 age range.

Howe, Deborah and James

Bunnicula
Ah, a book from my childhood. I’m always wary of re-reading things from so long ago, because, well, if it sucks, you’ve just ruined a childhood memory. Luckily, this book did not suck, and was quite an enjoyable read. Obviously it was quick, easy, and light – I mean, it is a kid’s book, and a very young kid’s book at that – but it was fun even for an adult. And it’s one of the very few series where the dog is soooo much better than the cat – in so many ways.

The Celery Stalks at Midnight
Another blast from the past, another fun read, and again, dogs rule and cats drool!. Great fun, nice story, a must for all kids and kids at heart.

Howliday Inn
A Bunnicula book, but without Bunnicula! This one focuses on Chester and Harold, and is a nice change – entertaining and fun, with a hint of mystery. I haven’t been disappointed reading any of the Bunnicula books, and this one is no exception.

Bunnicula Strikes Back
The last in the series, this book builds to a dramatic (and only slightly traumatic) finish. A little flimsier on the plot, it’s still a good read and children who can handle a bit of suspense will enjoy it.

Alpine for You
I went wandering in to "I Love a Mystery" bookstore one Saturday and as I ambled about I asked one of the proprietors her opinion of what I should buy. It's hard to find new authors that really fit your style any way other than hit and miss or suggestions, and the hit-and-miss version can have you spending quite a bundle on books you end up not even enjoying. Yes, there's the library, but I wrack up fines that rival bookstore prices because I do tend to be a bit scatterbrained about returning the books (yes, yes, and many other things, thank you!). So I told the lady that I enjoyed the likes of Janet Evanovich and M.C.Beaton's Hammish series, and that I really likes a bit of comedy and even a smidgen of romance in my mysteries, and she plucked Alpine For You off the shelf. It's the first in a series, and let me tell you - I can't wait to get my grubby little hands on the next book. I loved the main character (for you Evanovich fans, she has a lot in common with Stephanie Plum - down to the eccentric grandmother!) and the storyline was well done and kept you guessing.